What is your alcohol of choice?

    
I don't drink!
62% (56 votes)
Beer, because I'm a real American.
8% (7 votes)
Tequila, because I'm a maniac.
0% (0 votes)
Gin, because I'm better than you.
4% (4 votes)
Whiskey, because I'm tough but have a heart of gold.
6% (5 votes)
Rum, because I'm a pirate.
6% (5 votes)
Scotch, because I'm affluent.
2% (2 votes)
Wine, because I'm always eating cheese.
6% (5 votes)
Vodka, because I miss the motherland.
3% (3 votes)
It doesn't matter. I have a disease.
3% (3 votes)
Total votes: 90