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Diltaj Atwal • Dante Bencivenga • Ashton Chula • Jordan Clermont •Amanda Dickson • Reem Ghaleb • Liv Ingram • Kate Jacobson • Ayla Leniczek• Timothy Louden Emily Macphail • Joey Maslen • Natassia Mihalisz • Tendayi Moyo • Jack Middleton • Josh O’Brien • Jan Ong Victoria Parent • Abdellah Salman • Rhys Sosnowski • Remi Watts • Luke Wojakowski • Justine Wright • • • This week’s Golden Spatula faced fierce competition as hordes of aspiring journalists from across the campus gathered for a pizza-grease-slathered free-for-all to claim the title of best Gauntlet volunteer. After meticulous internal deliberations, the Gauntlet’s editorial board decided to award the spatula to Amanda Dickson. Amanda did not write any articles for us but continued editing Wednesday night well after our most hardened veterans abandoned ship to drink alcohol. Her eye for literary stupidity and merciless pink pen deflated many camouflaged errors in this week’s paper. Our corporate masters will be most impressed when we present her for indoctrination.