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Diltaj Atwal • Bridgette Badowich • Anuj Baxi • Melanie Bethare Eleazar Chin • Grace Elekwa • Mark Fiselier • Reem Ghaleb • Dylann Golbeck • Nivedita Iyer • Miranda Krogstad • Ali Leighton • Jessica Luck • Emily Macphail • Jack Middleton • Caitlyn Modlener • Lexi Narowski • Matt Parkinson • Adam Proayk • Aziz Raj • Rachelle Reed • Suneil Sachdera • Abdellah Salam • Chanin Seeger • Allison Seto • Justin Seward • Tina Shaygan • Kalista Sherbaniuk • Colin Snyder • Rhys Sosnowski • James Stevenson • Adam Strashok • Josh Teitz • Remi Watts • Justine Wright • • • This week’s Golden Spatula was fired out of a cannon towards the home of Kalista Sherbaniuk, whose fingers are so silver they might as well be tongues. Kalista served for 12 months in the Yukon as a supplies quartermaster to the Second Cohort of the Canadian Electrohouse DJ Funk Force, until she got tired of replacing equipment because nobody listened to her advice on wearing toques overtop their headphones. Everything froze and she skipped town via a dogsled. She claims that’s the most interesting thing that has happened to her, but her informed and wise opinions tell us otherwise.