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Diltaj Atwal • Bridgette Badowich • Melanie Bethune
Reem Ghaleb • Ashley Gray • Mark Fiselier • Liv Ingram • Jack Middleton • Jan Ong • Robyn Thomas • Abdellah Salam • David Song • James Stevenson • Remi Watts • • • Who really is the recipient of this week’s Golden Spatula? Why has this shadowy figure taken so long to appear on our list of honoured heroes? We have deliberately phrased these questions so poorly as to draw attention away from our previous failure to recognize Diltaj Atwal. Diltaj is so hard working that when she went on a two month vacation to vaccinate Indonesian children for malaria, Canada’s GDP dropped two per cent, which is why we had to sell the CN tower this month to Chuck E. Cheese’s. Thanks a lot, Diltaj. But seriously, thanks a lot.