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Diltaj Atwal • Bridgette Badowich • Melanie Bethune • Athena G. Csuti • Grace Elekwa • Ashley Gray • Liv Ingram • Nivedita Iyer • Alexandria Leighton • Riley Marron • Rachelle Reed • Connor Salder • Abedellah Salam • Justin Seward • Tina Shaygan • Kalista Sherbaniuk • James Stevenson • Robyn Thomas • Mark Villani • Remi Watts • • • This week’s Golden Spatula goes out to Tina Shaygan. The only known child of the slain dark wizard Voldemort, Tina was asked by a mysterious disembodied voice to redeem her father’s black legacy by travelling back in time and preventing JFK’s assassination. As an avid reader of political science journals and philosophy, she realized that destiny is not something we can lightly thrust aside. She decided instead to travel to 2013, the Year of the Black Snake, and serve her nobler, predetermined cause — writing opinions and news at the Gauntlet.