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Sean Agnew • Katarina Atherholt • Diltaj Atwal • Bridgette Badowich • Melanie Bethune • Mark Fardy • Kate Jacobson • Ann Karras • Samantha Lucy • Josh O’Brien • Matthew Parkinson • Rachelle Reed • Connor Sadler • Justin Seward • Manal Sheikh • Devon Simpson • James Stevenson • Scott Strasser • Josh Teitz • • • This week’s Golden Spatula is an exercise in favourtism following the Gauntlet’s switch from a loosely organized dictatorship, like a pirate ship, to a total dictatorship. Our Dear Leader, Dictator-for-life Susan has decreed that Ann Karras, an ex-ballerina who plays ball hockey with us, makes her happy. So we bestow upon her the organization’s most beautiful treasure, the Golden Spatula. Well, that’s okay. Ann makes me happy too. And in my opinion, she’s our most beautiful treasure.