1998-09-03

    
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September 04, 1998
  Expansion delayed...again PDF files may take a moment to load

MacEwan Hall expansion has been delayed; again.

Construction of the long-awaited expansion building is slated to begin next month. Another setback pushed back the date of the ground breaking from September to October.

Students' Union plans for expansion have been ongoing since 1996 and have suffered numerous delays in that time.

"We can only make a rough estimate, that's all we can base any prediction," said Vice-president Operations and Finance Amanda Affonso.

September 04, 1998
  Until there is no student hunger...PDF files may take a moment to load

Wendy:

"The first time I walked into the Campus Food Bank I was feeling very beaten. My financial resources and personal energy were down to almost nothing. Very timidly I said, "Uh, hi, I am here to find out about a food hamper, I guess." I waited for a disapproving look, the "oh you poor thing" attitude, but it didn't come. I was met by a smiling face and a warm voice who said, "Sure thing, why don't you come into the office and have a seat and we will see what you need."

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September 04, 1998
  The Rantings of a news addictPDF files may take a moment to load

Hello loyal reader

I won't embarass you by welcoming you back to school. I'm sure yopu know
you're back at school. I spent the summer loading pipe. I hope you fared
better.

Much is happening on the news wire. There is craziness in Russia, civic
and senatorial elections to deal with at home, and a host of all-around
muck to rake through.

September 04, 1998
  Now hiring: goaltender with skillsPDF files may take a moment to load

The wonder women of last fall are back for another season, this time without their invisible airplane. The absence of veteran goalkeeper Rayna Bergerman and departure of Chrisy Nelson to the University of Idaho leaves the net in the hands of two yet-to-be-named rookies, making for an unpredictable season.

September 04, 1998
  Vanier shmanier--just gimme the Jug O' JusticePDF files may take a moment to load

It was hot. Those without hats or bottled water had only themselves to blame as they jostled for shade under the trees. Everyone on the hill next to the Stampeder's practice field last Saturday rapidly grew numb to the blazing heat (not to mention the slow creeping wedgie one gets from sitting on an incline), as the University of Calgary Dinosaurs football squad flexed their muscles against a slightly older, wiser alumni team.

September 04, 1998
  Would you like fries with that?PDF files may take a moment to load

Criminal record? No problem!

Poor attendance record? No sweat!

Qualifications: Must be good golfer, able to toe party line without questions.

Salary: Make your own and raise it whenever you like.

Apply to: 24 Sussex Drive in person for "Senate patronage appointment '98."

Note: Elected, accountable and representative applicants need not apply.

September 04, 1998
  New specimensPDF files may take a moment to load

Thump! Thump! Thump!

"Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Wild University. Dr.
Brain and I are currently making our way through the University of Calgary
Fees Office on an excursion to view an annual phenomenon here on campus.
A little history, Dr. Brain?"

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