Package 1: The left eye brow raises in uncertainty. The host's slow, contemplative gaze turns from contestant to computer and back again.
"Could you repeat the question?"
"Most of North America is watching this program right now because
a) There's nothing better on;
b) The host is fiendishly charming; (cue laugh track and coy chuckle from host)
c) Viewers want to find out, once and for all, if muffins are actually dairy products;
d) Shiny packaging."