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April 12, 2012
  SU Reviews: Patrick StrawPDF files may take a moment to load

Pauly D is probably the best type of wingman a bronzed post-adolescent claiming Italian ancestry could ask for. His perfectly-gelled hair won't budge after dancing for four hours, and he's the only member of the cast with a perceptible talent -- chicks dig djs, bro. And you know what chicks also dig? The ability to discover the best solutions to any of the issues that arise when a big project is underway, and finding the most affordable way to go about them.

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April 12, 2012
  SU Reviews: Matt DiteljanPDF files may take a moment to load

The ample circumference of Matt Diteljan's biceps betrays the love affair with the gym that he shares with Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. Unlike Sitch, though, Diteljan lives by the mantra gsp: Gym, strategy and planning.

These have become Matt Diteljan's main approaches to the position of vice-president student life, and as the semester and his term come to a close, he feels this tactic has changed the dynamics of his position.

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April 12, 2012
  SU Reviews: Matt McMillanPDF files may take a moment to load

She's four-foot-nine, has a penchant for pickle-munching and refers to herself as a "meatball." Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Matt McMillan are like night and day, but in Seaside Heights, the time between downing that last cup of "Ron-Ron Juice" and picking scraggly extensions out of your hair before falling into bed can be fuzzy, to say the least.

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April 12, 2012
  SU Reviews: Ola MohajerPDF files may take a moment to load

Remember when Snooki got day-drunk and hobbled down to the beach in her fluffy slippers, falling flat on her face and disrupting innocent beach-going families with her belligerent antics? Only one thing was there for her in her time of darkness -- the Seaside Heights Police Department. Mohajer is the chief.

Mohajer has been one of the best su executives in the past few years. She has been instrumental in influencing the direction of the University of Calgary's strategic plan, Eyes High.

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April 12, 2012
  SU Reviews: Dylan JonesPDF files may take a moment to load

It's 2:35 a.m. at Karma in Seaside Heights and your "kooka" is one vodka shot away from hanging out of your pleather dress-- and those sexy guidos from across the dance floor are totally staring. Dylan Jones is the kind of guy who would discreetly escort you into a cab back to the shore house to preserve your dignity.

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April 15, 2010
  Students' Union year-end reviews: Kay ShePDF files may take a moment to load

Much like her namesake cereal, Special K, vice-president external Kay She provided the students of the University of Calgary some delicious results during her term. More important than what she delivered, though, was what her efforts represented for students.

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April 15, 2010
  Students' Union year-end reviews: Joey BrockePDF files may take a moment to load

Joey Brocke's term as vice-president operations and finance is best compared to mini-wheats cereal, delicious frosting on one side that disappears on the other half.

During his first semester, Brocke's major accomplishment was a complete overhaul of the Students' Union governance structure which saw executive commissioners move from elected to hired positions, faculty representatives become linked to the size of their faculty and the VP events portfolio fold into the new VP student life position.

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April 15, 2010
  Students' Union year-end reviews: Kat LordPDF files may take a moment to load

Just like General Mill's Baron von Redberry cereal before her, Kat Lord is a bit of an offbeat personality, which may have helped quite a bit in a year packaged with significant tuition concerns. In the face of these challenges, Lord has done an admirable job keeping students entertained as the last of the Students' Union vice-president events. During her tenure, students have been able to enjoy a flourishing That Empty Space and Yoga in the Space, as well as occasional outbreaks of Sex Toy Bingo.

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April 15, 2010
  Students' Union year-end reviews: Meg MartinPDF files may take a moment to load

Students' Union vice-president academic Meg Martin has delivered healthy changes to the University of Calgary's academic body with a crisp taste that is agreeable to all -- much like the healthy, but sweet, taste of Oatmeal Crisp.

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December 03, 2009
  SU midterm reviews: VP operations and finance Joey BrockePDF files may take a moment to load

If alcoholic beverages could morph into Students' Union executives, than a double Jack 'n' coke would likely become Joey Brocke.

Strong, concentrated and leagues different than the common rum counterpart, Brocke brings some serious can-do powerhouse to the vice-president operations and finance position.

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