The University of Calgary women's basketball team trudged north Jan. 23-24 to meet the University of Alberta Pandas. Not only did the girls from Edmonton hand our ladies a pair of losses, they also bitchslapped our city with a cold front o' death from the north!
Not too bad, you may think, until informed of the Pandas' 2-10 record before this weekend.
"They don't suck," blurted a noticeably agitated Lindsay Maundrell. "They've won some games this year, [pause] but oh yeah, most were against us."