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  I Don't Know
January 29, 2004
  Fine Canmore diningPDF files may take a moment to load

With a passionate distaste for the boring nights in my hometown of Canmore and no intent to go to sleep, I set off on the holiest of quests with my companions: the great middle-of-the-night journey to that most wondrous of restaurants--Denny's.

Eager to see what such a formidable restaurant would be able to present to my distorted 3 a.m. palate, the hour-long truck ride felt like an eternity. If ever a long wait were worth the time, however, this would be that instance.

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January 29, 2004
  Not lovin' itPDF files may take a moment to load

I walk into McDonald's with high expectations. It has thousands upon thousands of locations worldwide., and the sign proclaims 'billions and billions served.' They must be doing something right.

I wait in a small line and eye up the menu. The pictures certainly appear appetizing. They have conveniently sorted many of their presumably popular burgers into handy meals, and they have a super-size option, which fits in well with a philosophy I have always held: 'go big or go home.'

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January 22, 2004
  The Gauntlet guide to workoutsPDF files may take a moment to load

EH!! I'm talkin' to you! I'm Guido Roiderelli, here to tell youz how to go to the gym the right way, so's listen up!

Step One: Lookin' good

If youz ain't lookin' good you can fuggetaboudit, capice?

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