I'd like to make one thing clear straight away: I'm not going to say "it".
I'm not going to work that ubiquitous Crocodile Hunter catch phrase into the title of the piece in some kind of witty pun or exclaim it at any point in the review. I'll leave that to every other review written for Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course.
Having said that, my review proceeds.
Collision Course features a downed intelligence satellite pursued by a bungling good-cop, bad-cop, sexy-cop trio. They're not important.