Well, we're fucked.
The Gauntlet elections took place Wednesday and, as most people expected, the results were disastrous.
"I'm happy to be accepting this position," said newly elected Editor-in-Chief Cam Cotton-O'Brien, sounds of horse hooves and "Flight of the Valkyries" echoing outside. "I think I can probably do a good job."
Lighting crashed and the building shook as the results were announced. Cotton-O'Brien won over his competitor Ryan Pike.