If only It Was All a Dream. Sadly, this album is more like a nightmarish teen movie with a bad soundtrack. If this is what a California-wide talent search results in, maybe the Big Quake wouldn’t be half bad after all. Oh, but they have Puff Daddy producing, you say. Even his prowess at turning out generic top-40, meat-market anthems can’t save these baton girls in the parade of under-dressed, overrated pin-ups. Been here, done this.