Xmas with perks

By Madeleine Somerville

Jesus versus Santa Claus. No, it’s not a special holiday installment of Celebrity Boxing, it’s the battle silently taking place in many homes that celebrate Christmas each year. As our culture has grown increasingly secular, we have discarded the reasons for the holidays, replacing the religious meaning with candy and gifts. We’ve traded the “eternal… Continue reading Xmas with perks

Just when you think your date couldn’t get any worse…

By Kelli Stevens

People drunk enough to throw up are relatively unselective when it comes to choosing a vomit venue. That’s nothing new. In fact, I’ve seen a number of interesting losing-your-lunch locales. The Saddledome, garbage cans in front of the old Fox, Rez bathrooms (of course), C-Trains, even Science Theatre water fountains. You’d think a living room… Continue reading Just when you think your date couldn’t get any worse…

Respect the homeless

By Lawrence Bailey

There is a beef I have long had with we, the affluent members of Western, specifically North American, society. It stems from an arrogance, an ignorance and a self-righteousness that disgusts me. It is our treatment of and attitude towards the homeless. Just for shits and giggles, once exams are all said and done, head… Continue reading Respect the homeless

Calgary’s Mustard Seed helps the homeless this holiday season

By Falice Chin

As Christmas approaches, many families are likely planning annual gatherings involving big dinners, holiday jingles, decorated trees, presents and more. Meanwhile, those who don’t have families or homes are turning elsewhere for their festive celebrations, and the city’s homeless shelters are awash with preparations. This is the time of year when people feel like giving–the… Continue reading Calgary’s Mustard Seed helps the homeless this holiday season

Local man is tuition cad

By Andrew Ross

Having a place to put your chewed gum is more important than preventing a massive tuition hike–at least to fourth-year University of Calgary student Chris “Full Monty” Walker, it is. In a move as nonchalant as it was dastardly, the former John G. Diefenbaker High School Student Council President single-handedly destroyed the Students’ Union’s major… Continue reading Local man is tuition cad

Ich bin ein Berliner. Puppenspiel? Sehr güt!

By Chris Tait

Vollen Sie ein bier? Ich bin Kanadier. Sie sein ein sexy Engeline. Wo ist die Badezimmer? This is the extent of my knowledge of the German language. Ah, girls: always motivating you to learn things for all the wrong reasons. To anyone who can actually speak German: you know how much trouble there’s going to… Continue reading Ich bin ein Berliner. Puppenspiel? Sehr güt!