By Rob Siewert
With Valentine’s Day long over and Steak and Blowjob Day quickly approaching, it’s time to consider this alternative way of showing affection for your lover. Sure, flowers, candy, romantic dinners and sensitive heart-felt lovemaking are great, but sometimes trying things that are a little more raunchy or taboo can be even more fun.
For those who aren’t familiar, Steak and Blowjob Day, celebrated on March 14, is supposed to be an opportunity for the ladies out there to show their love and affection to their man, presumably in thanks for the lavish gifts they received on Valentine’s Day, by providing the two things men are supposed to like best: steak and oral sex.
Perhaps one of the best things about Steak and Blowjob Day is that it hasn’t yet been taken over by corporations, there are no cards or gifts to buy and no need to feel upset that you are participating in an over-commercialized holiday supporting cooperate greed. However, Steak and Blowjob Day can cause some bitterness if it is seen as too focused on the male, a sexist and misogynistic celebration. In response to that we say: it need not be so!
Share the steak around! Ladies can enjoy a T-bone just as much as their boyfriends, and gentlemen, we hear time and time again from unhappy ladies who are upset that their men don’t spend enough time going down. Prove that turnabout is fair play and show your lady the attention that you hope to receive yourself. Just be willing to accept a little helpful advice and pointers and soon Steak and Blowjob Day can be a holiday that both of you look forward to, and perhaps even practice for all year.