Which would win in a fight, the world's biggest rat or the world's saddest chimp?

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Visitorsort descendingVoteTimestamp are you asking this awful question?Fri, 10/18/2013 - 12:54 are you asking this awful question?Tue, 10/22/2013 - 05:12 are you asking this awful question?Thu, 10/24/2013 - 10:19
ProductionThe big rat.Thu, 10/17/2013 - 16:53