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2004-01-22
EH!!... |
2005-10-13
It's early morning, the sun is peering through the bountiful cloud cover and below in the deep sanctity of the sea an unknown avenger of unperceived proportions is stirring. Mittens Newswire, a futuristic news corporation set in times much distant from now, has uncovered what will become of earth in a not so distant future. Only Mittens can bring you the exclusive scoop on the catastrophic events that will forever shape earth's coming years. |
2003-12-04
Having a place to... |
White Cowbell Oklahoma deemed insensitive |
2003-11-27
Exotic treats that give us the runs |
2003-09-04
It's been almost ... |
Returning to scho... |
2005-09-29
the Gauntlet talks to a veteran wizard |
2005-09-15
The untold story of Mario |
2005-11-03
Although the stories below are real, the names of the individuals involved have been changed and the stories are a combination of short blurbs about dates gone bad. They were sent into Mittens Newswire this issue as a part of National Dating Week. |
2005-03-10
A forward by t... |
2005-01-27
Aries (Mar.... |
2005-01-20
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2004-12-09
Holy lexicon, Batman! We've jumped through the hoops of a contractual obligation to bring you a mindbusting activities page and contest (opposite), but don't forget to read this review so you can get pumped about winning your very own copy of the Canadian |
Contributions by Ryan May, Ben Hoffman, Shannon McCabe, Joelle Robichaud and Roxanna Pullan |