Spun: Harland Williams

By Ryan Pike

After 45 minutes of Harland Williams saying fuck, making annoying noises, verbally harassing audience members and mispronouncing “Al Queda” on Har-Larious, listeners will realize a lot of things would be a better use of their time. Here’s only a few examples:

– Watching your grandparents have sex.

– Getting hit by a car.

– Getting hit by a car driven by your grandparents having sex.

– Drinking all the chemicals under your sink for fun.

– Starting a fist fight with yourself.

– Setting yourself on fire during a midterm.

– Making your own, better, comedy album.