(Comedy Central)

Spun: Harland Williams

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After 45 minutes of Harland Williams saying fuck, making annoying noises, verbally harassing audience members and mispronouncing "Al Queda" on Har-Larious, listeners will realize a lot of things would be a better use of their time. Here's only a few examples:

- Watching your grandparents have sex.

- Getting hit by a car.

- Getting hit by a car driven by your grandparents having sex.

- Drinking all the chemicals under your sink for fun.

- Starting a fist fight with yourself.

- Setting yourself on fire during a midterm.

- Making your own, better, comedy album.