After 45 minutes of Harland Williams saying fuck, making annoying noises, verbally harassing audience members and mispronouncing "Al Queda" on Har-Larious, listeners will realize a lot of things would be a better use of their time. Here's only a few examples:
- Watching your grandparents have sex.
- Getting hit by a car.
- Getting hit by a car driven by your grandparents having sex.
- Drinking all the chemicals under your sink for fun.
- Starting a fist fight with yourself.
- Setting yourself on fire during a midterm.
- Making your own, better, comedy album.