By Jon Roe
This Time… Stevie B is going to do it all himself.
This Time… Stevie B is going to use his mumbo-jumbo magic-jazz hands on the back cover of his album to bring Stevie B good luck.
This Time… Stevie B is going to use the five minutes Stevie B isn’t delivering pizza to make his own album cover in MS Paint.
This Time… Stevie B is going to throw away that toy keyboard Stevie B stole from your little sister and buy Stevie B a real Casio to compose Stevie B’s beats.
This Time… Stevie B is going to write Stevie B’s own sub-Backstreet Boy rhymes.
This Time… Stevie B is going to thank the creator on the inside cover, because Stevie B, like so forgot to do it last time.
This Time… Stevie B is going to cry and wish it was the ’80s, we were all in Miami and Stevie B’s Beverly Hills Cops-esque music was cool.
This Time… Stevie B is going to make you wish you hadn’t wasted your time listening to Stevie B’s CD.