March was an exceptionally busy month for three hopeful University of Calgary Dinos football stars. Erik Glavic, Deji Oduwole and Anthony Woodson participated in the Canadian Football League evaluation camp in Toronto March 12-14. The evaluation camp is invite only and featuring Canadian football players from Canadian Interuniversity Sport and NCAA universities. The skills camp evaluates the 40-yard sprint, broad jump, vertical jump, maximum bench press and a shuttle run.

March 23 started as an ordinary day for Dinos goaltender Nathan Deobald. He got up early to go to work and then headed off to attend class at the University of Calgary, where he is a drama student. As class started, he politely turned the ringer off his cell phone and tucked it away in his bag. While sitting in class, Deobald had no idea that his phone was being bombarded with texts and voice mails from his U of C coaches who were desperately trying to get a hold of him.

Cyclists at the university be wary, a noxious infection is spreading through the bicycle community. The virus is known as hard court bike polo, and has infected and made host of the Bike Root. Bike Polo has been replicating rapidly on campus since late March. The virus has been shown to transform mild mannered commuters into mallet wielding practitioners of skillful carnage on two wheels.

It's spring! Someone get a relationship article out- stat!" you were saying right as you opened up the paper. To your delight, you find one right here! Oh joy of joys! Yes, I know, it's everything you ever wanted. Because right here we are going to navigate the complicated yet beautiful paths of student long-term relationships.

I was a bit daunted when our Entertainment Editor asked me to review Jeff Burk's newest book, Super Giant Monster Time. The name itself makes me want to read it, but I wasn't sure how to handle reviewing a choose-your-own-adventure book, especially one written by such an absurd and irreverent author as Burk. He's the guy whose previous epic, Shatnerquake, featured at least fifteen different versions of William Shatner doing battle with each other. When I spoke with him last year, he was very excited for Super Giant Monster Time.

Outside a few moments of rock'n'roll brilliance, nothing can stop the tidal wave of overwhelming music biopic cliches that makes watching The Runaways an eye-rolling chore.

Finally, there is good news for students: the economy is rebounding from its depressing performance in 2009, which seems to be having an effect in the labour market.

What is the market value of a University of Calgary education? It's not the full cost of providing it; in the hope that educating people is a good investment, post-secondary education is subsidized. Forty-eight per cent of the U of C's 2009 revenue came from the Alberta government, 11 per cent from the federal government and 15 per cent from tuition, according to the university's financial report.

The Alberta government takes a different approach to measuring market value.

The Vatican is in a tough spot. When news broke over a month ago that Irish Cardinal Sean Brady admitted to taking part in a secret tribunal to make rape victims take an oath of secrecy, the Vatican had enough to deal with. Then, things got worse. Reports arose detailing the cover-up of Rev. Peter Hullermann's abuse of children in Germany. This abuse came to the attention of church authorities in 1980 when Joseph Ratzinger, then archbishop of Munich and current pope, was in charge of Hullermann's area.

The Quality money program is a partnership between the University of Calgary and the Students' Union that allows the SU to direct the use of significant amounts of money coming from tuition towards initiatives that increase the quality of the student experience. This year the SU approved over $1.5 million in proposals from students, faculty and staff that students can expect to see begin to rollout within the year.