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October 18, 2001
  An unfair and unforgiving reprimandPDF files may take a moment to load

Taking responsibility for your actions is the one true measure of a human being. It is not the inevitable mistakes that make us unique, but how we choose to handle them. The way we deal with our imperfections determines our worth.

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October 11, 2001
  Pimpin' with Pil on a ThursdayPDF files may take a moment to load

Last week, some fool told me that the Den sucked. Time stopped. I had two choices.

a) Break his right ankle.

Advantages: Cries of pain would replace the Den bashing on blasphemous lips. Chicks dig assertiveness.

Disadvantages: Pending legal action.

b) Show him the error of his ways.

Advantages: This requires going to the Den...

Disadvantages: With him.

I chose b. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

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September 06, 2001
  Commies and Cola: A perfect fitPDF files may take a moment to load

One thing is clear--the Olympics are heading to Beijing in 2008.

There will be fun and games for visiting athletes, beach volleyball in Tianamen Square and armies of state-sponsored hookers to entertain the International Olympic Committee.

That's the pessimist's view.

China will be encouraged by the Olympic spirit to change her long standing tradition of oppression. The people of Tibet will be set free, the communist oligarchs will give up their hold on power, and democracy will reign supreme.

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