Last week, some fool told me that the Den sucked. Time stopped. I had two choices.
a) Break his right ankle.
Advantages: Cries of pain would replace the Den bashing on blasphemous lips. Chicks dig assertiveness.
Disadvantages: Pending legal action.
b) Show him the error of his ways.
Advantages: This requires going to the Den...
Disadvantages: With him.
I chose b. I'm a lover, not a fighter.