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October 04, 2007
  Editorial: Stelmach hardly ChavezPDF files may take a moment to load

Two weeks ago, Imperial Oil was the first to make threats regarding their future in Alberta in the event that the royalty board report recommendations are fully enacted. Not content to sit idly by while their competitors make idle threats, EnCana promised to remove $1 billion from the Alberta economy given similar conditions. This is in the midsts of an auditor general report which states the Klein government failed to collect $1 billion in royalties annually.

Geez, you'd think there's no money in oil anymore.

October 04, 2007
  Not the Apple of my eye...PDF files may take a moment to load

A week ago, the power adapter for my MacBook Pro died. Sitting just outside of warranty, this came as a bit of an annoyance. Still, I wasn't bothered too terribly by it. After all, I could just go out and buy a new power adapter for my laptop, right?

Wrong.

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October 04, 2007
  B&W: The New Burger FamilyPDF files may take a moment to load

Teen-Mother Burger™
This burger is worth dropping out of school for with an extra plump patty nestled like a lump between the buns. As a bonus, every Teen-Mother Burger™ comes with a coupon for a Dream-Killing Mistake Baby Burger™ and offer of a permanent position with our Burger Artists™, valid up to six months down the road.

Dumpster-Baby Burger™

October 04, 2007
  An Indian summerPDF files may take a moment to load

In April, I applied for an internship with a local newspaper, but despite offering to work for free, I didn't get the job. Satisfied with being well on my way to becoming the failed journalist I have always dreamed of, I decided it was time to take steps towards the fulfilment of my other ambition of international vagabond.

October 04, 2007
  Dinos field hockeyers tie it up over the weekendPDF files may take a moment to load

The University of Calgary Dinos field hockey squad came out strong in Edmonton, putting up two ties against the University of Alberta Pandas Sep. 29 and 30.

A disappointing 0-4 season start by losing two games each to perennial Canada West powerhouses the University of Victoria and University of British Columbia, left the young team determined to improve their record.

October 04, 2007
  Gauntlet Sportspinions: Keenan's krazy!PDF files may take a moment to load

On paper, everything looked to be in favour of the Calgary Flames last season. After coming off of a surprising run to the Stanley Cup final in 2004 and comfortably finishing atop the toughest division in the nhl in 2006, the Flames found an impressive winning formula built around hard work and defensive grit.

October 04, 2007
  Dinos golfers capture ACAC championshipPDF files may take a moment to load

The University of Calgary men's and women's golf teams made a symbolic hole-in-one after both captured the Alberta Colleges Athletic Conference championships Sep. 28 and 29.

Teeing off at the par 72 River Bend Golf Course in Red Deer, the weekend began with a slow start for the golfosauruses as opponents--including the favoured Mount Royal College--asserted some noticeable skill in the beginning holes.

October 04, 2007
  SU View: Alcohol Awareness WeekPDF files may take a moment to load

The Students' Union Alcohol Awareness Week is coming next week, with events on Tue., Oct. 9 and Wed., Oct. 10.  

Past Alcohol Awareness Weeks have been focused on presenting the message that all alcohol is evil and must be avoided at all costs. Taking the approach that alcohol is a dangerous drug that leads only to bad situations has made Alcohol Awareness events very negative and not engaging for students.

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October 04, 2007
  Long weekend sexiness!PDF files may take a moment to load

"My girlfriend and I have been dating for almost six months. Lately I have been feeling the urge to bring sex toys into the bedroom. I have never used them and I'm curious. I have never brought it up before and don't want her to think I'm bored already or anything. How do I bring up the idea without fear of insulting or scaring her off?"

October 04, 2007
  Holiday Survival 201: Avoiding Uncle JimPDF files may take a moment to load

The table has been set with the finest of china and the polished silverware has been brought out. Multiple succulent aromas fill the nostrils; a plump and juicy turkey, steaming mashed potatoes, homemade stuffing, and of course, the pumpkin pie that's just been pulled out of the oven. It must be Thanksgiving

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