Molson Canadian

By Ryan Laverty

I can shotgun from a can,

I can drink it like a man.

I can sip it from a long-neck,

I can drink it on my back deck.

The thought of it makes me happy,

I hate those who say it’s crappy.

Like a shark who first tastes blood,

Once I taste it, I can’t get enough.

There may be more important beers,

But its golden hue always endears.

So tip a pint with a friend,

And be thankful for Canadian.