Four beer per lecture!

By Gauntlet Staff

The game goes as follows: Think about what you could buy for 17 cents a minute, or save up to buy.  Why 17 cents a minute you ask? Each class you take costs $412 (without books, su fees, gst etc.) and each class has roughly 2,400 minutes of lecture time a semester. Ergo, you are paying 17 a cents minute to plop your hung-over, blurry eyed, flu infested, malnourished sorry ass down in the most uncomfortable seats known to mankind. If that isn’t an incentive to pay attention, I don’t know what is. 

Here are some of my favorites:

•One gummy worm in bulk; 20 seconds

•One Timbit;

42 seconds

•Postage Stamp; three minutes

•Sponsoring a child in Ethiopia; four minutes

•Loonie toss at French Maid; six minutes

•Cup of coffee; seven minutes

•Can of Molson; 12 minutes

•Big Mac; 18 minutes

•A box of condoms; 24 minutes

•Movie ticket to JackAss; 79 minutes

•Porno movie; 117 minutes

•Lap dance; 294 minutes

•One month lease on a Cavalier; 1,176 minutes

•Playstation 2; 1,758 minutes

•SU House Boating Trip 44,118 minutes (two years of lectures!)