And the battleship is sunk: Gauntlet elections

By Cam Cotton-O’Brien


I didn’t think it could feel so good to be graduating, but after Wednesday night’s election results were announced I learned what happiness truly means.

Now that the paper has been turned over to the decrepit leadership of the smallest person in the office (Sarelle Azuelos, Editor-in-Chief elect) and noted provincial antagonist and onetime Dengar the Bounty Hunter Brent Constantin (News Editor elect), the best thing for any Gauntleteer to do is get the hell away as fast as possible.

But we might not even need to worry about it too much. Given both of their penchants for vicious and wholly unnecessary attacks against pretty much everyone (the hateful fools), the Gauntlet will likely be owned and operated by some plaintiff soon enough anyway.


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