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Gregory Acostas • Diltaj Atwal • Bridgette Badowich • Melanie Bethune • Grace Elekwa • Ashley Gray • Liv Ingram • Nivedita Iyer • Ann Karras • Miranda Krogstad • Jenny Lau • Samantha Lucy • Taryn Mahoney • Felix Mayer • Alexandra Mueller • Jan Ong • Matthew Parkinson • Connor Sadler • Justin Seward • Kalista Sherbaniuk • James Stevenson • Scott Strasser • • • This week’s Golden Spatula goes to the lovely Ashley Gray, a regular angel of mercy who appears in desperate hours to help copy edit. Ashley races cars. That isn’t even a joke. Ashley, always race for pink slips. Let your instincts guide you. Anytime you are unsure of a situation, speed up. Remember that your car is more likely to regain traction on ice if you floor it in first gear than if you try to slow down in fourth. You have won the Gauntlet. Winning everything else should be easy.