By Joel Klettke
Despite the apparent controversy, profiling of DNA within the country has lead to a quadrupling of crimes solved through using this DNA technology.Nobody likes to be watched or monitored all the time, and if the issue was 24,000 miniature webcams to be installed in the bathrooms of the public, the controversy would be understandable, but… Continue reading Tony Blair is watching your children
By Joel Klettke
Editor, the Gauntlet,[Re: “F+ not a real grade,” letter, January 12, 2006] Yes, the team had talented members who have done some great things in the sport. No, the team didn’t win any games. At all. Last I checked, a team was evaluated on their track record, not their achievements with other teams, in other… Continue reading F+ still not a real grade
By Joel Klettke
Spam has once again rocket launched its annoying foot into my collection of heartfelt emails to Melissa O’Neil. But something has changed. In and amongst my usual plethora of “RX MEDS GUARANTEED TO LENGTHEN YOUR PENIS THREE FEET IN TWO HOURS!” and links to dozens of beautiful Japanese women who want to “Have fun good… Continue reading Spam is people!
As Joel Klettke stated in his article last week, we are living in the “era of the mundane, of the mediocre.” Never before have things been quite this bad, and woe is us to have been born into this sad state of affairs. All we can do is hope and pray the next generation has… Continue reading And… Counterpoint!
By Joel Klettke
Dust off those imagination caps left over from elementary school, because this article is interactive. For just a moment, imagine yourself back in the ’80s. Instantly, at the very mention of the decade, all sorts of fun, quirky things will fly to mind: leg warmers, Hulk Hogan, big hair, synthesizers, Dukes of Hazard and hoop… Continue reading Pimpmydecade
By Joel Klettke
If you still haven’t put away those party streamers and Batman balloons from your 12th birthday, you’re in luck. The lower classmen finally have cause to rejoice! No, I’m not talking about greasy hair-metal dads, I’m talking about those who work for minimum wage (which, come to think of it, could probably be lumped into… Continue reading Alberta jumps on the $7 band wagon