By James Keller
Dear James, I’ve got a problem. This super-hot guy I really like keeps ignoring me and I don’t know how to get his attention. I’ve tried talking to his friends to see if he likes me between classes, but nothing’s working. What can I do?– Lonely-on-Saturday-evening Rachel Look, loser, if you want to get his… Continue reading Dear James…
By Donnie Mascarpiccarionaccelliore
Hey, how yous doin’? My name’s Donnie Mascarpiccarionaccelliore, and welcome to my new column about guys, gals, and the shit they put each other through. Today we’s gonna be talkin’ about the new school year. Welcome froshies to the best damn university this side of Italia. We have everything you would ever want, all right… Continue reading Chauvinism has a new name