Campus Security changes email alert language

By Alexander Kim

Campus Security has added a statement to security alerts to emphasize that victims of sexual assault are not responsible for the actions of their attackers. The statement begins with “a victim of a crime is not responsible for a perpetrator’s actions.” Consent Awareness and Sexual Education club (CASE) president Emily Leedham said past security alerts… Continue reading Campus Security changes email alert language

Eating the evidence doesn’t work

By Cam Cotton-O’Brien

Two of three notable heists on campus were foiled, an off-campus visitor encountered unforeseen difficulties and a drunken concert-goer became irate when he was bit by another individual in a what has been a strange couple of months for Campus Security. In September, Campus Security was called to inspect a break-in at the exams office… Continue reading Eating the evidence doesn’t work

Campus security report: adventures with pantless men

By Cam Cotton-O\’Brien

Making great strides to undermine the notion that human beings are rational creatures, two separate men forced Campus Security to deal with them when they proved incapable of wearing their pants properly– if at all. In August, CS officers found a man wandering around lot 32 in only his underwear. When confronted, the man claimed… Continue reading Campus security report: adventures with pantless men

Drunks are stupid: campus security report

By Emily Senger

“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?” While the Campus Security Report for the month of May resembles the dullest episode of To Serve and Protect more closely than Cops Uncensored, troublemakers around campus still did strange and wacky things in May, especially after consuming large amounts of alcohol. Perhaps the best example of liquor… Continue reading Drunks are stupid: campus security report

Short month proves eventful for Campus Security

By Herb Mathisen

February may be the shortest month, but Campus Security still had plenty of incidents to deal with. Officers assisted Den staff in removing a student caught stealing beer from the Black Lounge. The young man was not concerned with the beer from the storage room, taking a more direct approach. “He was helping himself,” said… Continue reading Short month proves eventful for Campus Security