Sex swings

By Lesley-ann Barrett

You’ve seen the ads, done the research online and joined the millions of curious sexercizers across the country by investing in a Love Swing. As you stare at it, suspended either by a large hook in your ceiling or held in the air by a portable stand, you anticipate all the possible excitement and can’t… Continue reading Sex swings

Quit hatin’ dem Rhinos

By Roman Auriti

“Don’t run for Parliament.” According to the Rhino Party website, Brian Gardner (a Rhino Party activist) stated that “Rhinos should cycle for Parliament or walk for Parliament, because running is dangerous.” This is just a taste of a myriad of party platform ideas, which unlike the mainstream parties, are letting party activists suggest parts of… Continue reading Quit hatin’ dem Rhinos

A veritable visual feast fit for a king

By Olivia Komorowski

Upon us is a time of turkey feasting dinners, pumpkin pies and candy intended for costumed children- which can result in an undesired increase in your waistline. The only solution is to satisfy your cravings for pleasure with something calorie-free and active. The perfect plan: fat-burning strolls through art galleries and bookstores to fill your… Continue reading A veritable visual feast fit for a king

Voting blind

By Tyler Wolfe

Soon enough the federal election will be over and we will be able to switch from arguing about politics to arguing why nobody gives a shit about politics. Three of the last four Canadian federal elections have set the record for lowest voter turnout and while the 2006 election reversed the historic trend, still less… Continue reading Voting blind

You have no excuse

By Elijah Stauth

We, the proud youth of the Great White North, are many things. We are engineers, writers, scientists, singers, labourers, farmers and students. One thing we ain’t is voters. According to a recent poll prepared by the Innovative Research Group only 50 per cent of 18- to 25-year-old Canadians plan to “definitely vote” in the upcoming… Continue reading You have no excuse

The failure of Canada’s New Left

By Ryan Pike

Don’t let the pundits fool you, Canadian federal politics has always been a coin flip. Ever since the first federal election in 1867– when 268,000 voters decided between John A. MacDonald’s Conservatives and George Brown’s Liberals– Canada has faced a two-horse race. One hundred-thirty-one years and 39 elections later, the choice is still the same,… Continue reading The failure of Canada’s New Left

October music is pretty good

By Amanda Hu

Midterms are upon us and stress is buzzing across campus. Luckily enough, there are some amazing shows to keep everyone sane enough to make it to reading break. Cadence Weapon (Rollie Pemberton), the rapper that indie kids are allowed to love, hits the awesome Marquee Room on Oct. 2 with Woodhands. Pemberton is still riding… Continue reading October music is pretty good