By Lee Bogle and Sean Nyilassy
While the rest of the world was getting fat or drunk, the Dinos women’s basketball team made an early return to the Jack Simpson Gymnasium for the PrimeWest Energy Holiday Hoops tournament Dec. 29-31. While the Dinos failed to claim victory, they didn’t disappoint the scant home crowd with exciting games throughout the weekend.Our ladies’… Continue reading Women’s basketball squad suffer at Holiday Hoops
By Lee Bogle and Sean Nyilassy
The University of Calgary women’s basketball team was as consistent as a series of doctors’ opinions Nov. 26-27. Confused? So are we after another weekend of brilliance and sluggishness, grace and clumsiness. After shaming one of the top teams in the country Friday night, our ladies played like girls rather than women on Saturday to… Continue reading Dinos hooped with a minor bump
By Lee Bogle and Sean Nyilassy
Once upon a time, there lived a team of intellectually gifted princesses who were cursed by the evil witch of irony who stole their ability to score. This placed them in a league with the brawny college competitors. After three long seasons under the curse, things are not looking better for our queens of ice.… Continue reading Ladies hockey season on thin ice
By Lee Bogle and Sean Nyilassy
Disclaimer: No interviews were conducted, all statements are fictional and in no way reflect Red Deer’s opinions. Or do they… Our Red Deer College Queens travelled south Nov. 19 to face the still winless University of Calgary Dinos for a women-on-women hockey battle. As was expected, brawn reigned over brains once again. Our top ranked… Continue reading Hockeysaurs sore after pair of losses [Red Deer Edition]
By Lee Bogle and Sean Nyilassy
After a devastating blow to their ego, the Dinos women’s hockey team set out to redeem themselves Sat., Nov. 20 against the NAIT Ooks. While the Dinos again let in six goals, at least this time they scored a few of their own. “We’re still in early season form,” excused Head Coach Julie Healy. “I… Continue reading Hockeysaurs sore after pair of losses [U of C Edition]
By Sean Nyilassy and Lee Bogle
As our powerhouse women’s basketball team went into combat mode at home Fri., Nov. 19, they must have been thinking one thing: We are playing the unranked University of Lethbridge Pronghorns. “We learned a hard lesson,” Associate Coach Claire Mitton confided, “but fortunately we learned it quickly.” It’s a lesson some of us learn the… Continue reading Dinos ladies feelin’ Pronghorny
By Lee Bogle
The land of home brew may sound like the bastard union of the home wine making industry and redneck culture, but it has merit as a source of that which we all cherish. In a short time, those short on cash can synthesize glory in their basement or rez bathroom. It feels right in every… Continue reading Sobriety Be Damned
By Sean Nyilassy and Lee Bogle
Riding a 7-1 record into the headquarters of the perpetually poor University of Alberta Pandas should statistically be an easy deuce of wins. Fortunately, the Dinos women’s basketball team knew better from some bad experiences in the past. “We learned from last year not to take teams lightly,” heroine and co-captain Lindsay Maundrell advised us.… Continue reading Pandas pulverized
By Lee Bogle and Sean Nyilassy
November 5-7, the Dinos women’s basketball team travelled westward ho to have dinner with the national champions of the last two years. First on the menu was an omelette large enough to feed the team. To make it they needed to break a giant Thunderbird egg. And not only did it break, but our fine… Continue reading Women’s basketball change the record
By Sean Nyilassy and Lee Bogle
Like a 23-year old computer science major, the Dinos women’s hockey team is having difficulty scoring. This past weekend, they had a skate date with SAIT and NAIT. Fate didn’t wait, their goals came too late. Their wins total is still shaped like a plate. That’s a zero, mate. Man we’re great. Fri., Oct. 29… Continue reading Trojans break three times